挺好的网站，怎么就没人了呢……

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关注一下总没错，总得留点什么？？想来想去，就留个脚印吧。。哈哈

我对你的文章写了篇有深度的评论，希望能交流一下。

想法很有创意，但是偏激啊。

哥们，链接撤了吧，我不写博客了。

老板你的模版是自己做的吗？我是来申请友情链接滴···欢迎回访哈。链接已做好！

网站好卡啊~~

你的博客总体上来说，不错的。个人认为赚钱别人的是无意义的，博客吗，就是要原创才能突出个人特色，呵呵，希望多交流。水军SEOhttp://shuijunseo.com/（非网络水军），万一相当，可以换链接，Q:1228169533。

网站主题明确，可得出站长的用心经营。我的是个人博客，没有追求PR，不过各大搜索也都收录了。欢迎站长回访。

你好，非wp信息站，能做内页链接，不知可否

链接已加上

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www.hackhp.com 友情链接

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这个留言板，壮观，chrome问我需不需要使用语言翻译，哥们，你被资本主义的语言攻陷了！！嘎嘎

欢迎常来往！

亲，换个友情链接呗。

雪花飘，飘满天，圣诞节，手相牵，钟声起，舞翩翩，与博友，永相伴，心连心，共祈愿：花常好，月常圆，s7ool祝博主圣诞节快乐！Merry Christmas！

深夜到访啊！

你的留言档能不能弄个翻页啊？？？加载好久。

另外你文章打开速度太慢了！！！

很好站，踩踩

随心友情来访，祝博主天天快乐！Y(^_^)Y

不错啊，还有那么多好域名收藏着

语文课，老师在黑板上写下“软”，然后让大家拼读男生齐喊：日完－－－软。老师说：男生发音不标准请女生补充。女生齐喊：日完俺－－－软。班长纠正说：日五晚－－－软。老师不耐烦了，厉声纠正道：正确的拼读应该是－－－日五晚俺－－－软。

来了，但是震精鸟，你博客，垃圾留言不是一般的多，汗一个

自己灌个

很不错的文章

支持博主，欢迎做客我的博客。
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路过支持博主啦  很不错的博客呢

评论不分页很难受啊，而且博主相册有个错误报告
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和我一样…

我的TK就不申请链接了

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still  carry a tune.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his  hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the  things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its  simplicity.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any  man I know.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first  create the universe.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell,  where it is much more comfortable.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am  right.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going,  because you might not get there.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of  thought which they avoid.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil  with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten  blunt axes instead.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?  They  have the same enemy -- the mother.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed  despite their many failings.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the  only limitations those of libel.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two  strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the  things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would  be so simple we couldn't.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate  mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot  pregnant.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out  of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was  that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful  termination of their C programs.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a  thousand times longer to load...)

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion  that he is trying to be funny.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an  hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a  minute. THAT'S relativity.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose  begins.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the  things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still  carry a tune.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what  he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away  from him and you'll have his shoes.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more  interesting than sex.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying  down. The difference between sex and death is that with death  you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic  and cowardly.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking  for it

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its  simplicity.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did  not have C++ in mind.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more  so.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his  hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of  both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught  himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole  government working for you.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us  out?

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the  things in the world that just don't add up.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of  thought which they avoid.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard  a joke about a father-in-law?

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the  fight in the dog.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most  fools do.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll  be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon  loses both.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus  handicapped.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human  brain.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.  Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being  self-evident.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'  And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been  extracted.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of  eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still  alive?

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand  bleed that uses it.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he  has a hole in his head.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its  simplicity.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm  destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the  heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God  answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me  off.'

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I  lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody  stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three  of them.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come  to yours.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would  turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do  him absolutely no good.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of  his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full  humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to  the polls.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially  dead.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two  strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more  so.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is  to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies,  and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no  obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,  and I'm not sure about the former.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't  think.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am  right.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's  troublesome.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business  founded on friendship.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his  original ideas closer together.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be  adequately explained by stupidity.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery  acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let  the other one off.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of  justice.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks  you take.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I  lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody  stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three  of them.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,  and I'm not sure about the former.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot  pregnant.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make  the other bastard die for his.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and  the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be  understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before.  But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

The problem with people who have no vices is that  generally you can be pretty sure they're going to  have some pretty annoying virtues.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same  level of thinking we were at when we created them.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I  lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody  stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three  of them.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But, in practice, there is.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you  will command the attention of the world.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for  the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the  program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make  the other bastard die for his.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at  leisure.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said  to be living apart.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded  twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms  Requiem.

A hen is only an egg

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it  harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on  fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,  and I'm not sure about the former.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't  think.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them  the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers,  and nobody thinks of complaining.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to  students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential  programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of  regeneration.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able  man.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source  code.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it  for the rest of your life.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his  hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed  to teach students about stacks.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to  achieve immortality through not dying.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a  computer.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and  die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even  when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with  computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

There is only one nature - the division into science and  engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed,  the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited  capacity to comprehend the whole.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add,  but when there is nothing left to take away.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on  fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I Can't Think Of  Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The  Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling  And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for  the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he  thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them  see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should,  therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate  mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the  right.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly  mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental  records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you  are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot  function without partially ignorant people.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get  zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far.  Especially  if they are dead.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an  hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a  minute. THAT'S relativity.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we  inherit them.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a  computer.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to  the polls.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can  say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone  will.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache  in house.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to  achieve immortality through not dying.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can  write faster than anybody who can write better.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear  to them except in the form of bread.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for  there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its  simplicity.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees  buy computers.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to  students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential  programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of  regeneration.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of  annihilation.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going,  because you might not get there.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by  death.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he  has a hole in his head.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,  it's too dark to read.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they  tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think  my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the  wall.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's  not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human  brain.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But  if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Ah, you know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews  or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate  mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of  his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full  humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get  my head that far up my ass.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education  and catastrophe.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for  the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called  a philosopher.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing  masturbation as a leisure activity.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one  I've never tried before.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I  was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but  that is not the reason we are doing it

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the  richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he  has a hole in his head.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of  annihilation.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?  They  have the same enemy -- the mother.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing  masturbation as a leisure activity.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely  to be female.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting  along with people, of getting things done.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of  doubts.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though  nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a  miracle.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an  atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but  is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants  in whom you don't believe?

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how  much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said,  'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for  the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected  works of Francis Bacon.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it  itches.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home  tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at  him

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be  light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it  everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong  remedies.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the  man who cannot read them.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for  reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it  but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a  very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares  criticize it.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear  to them except in the form of bread.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be  deemed a scholar.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll  be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on  behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it  everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong  remedies.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more  so.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find  it.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its  students!

The difference between what the most and the least learned  people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which  is unknown.

I'm not into working out.  My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of  his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full  humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first  create the universe.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come  to yours.

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you  are on the wrong track

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in  my case.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the  second half by our children.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it  everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong  remedies.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier  time raising money.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But, in practice, there is.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be  deemed a scholar.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge  me with keeping really good company with Laura.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its  simplicity.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'  And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't  think.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of  distance run.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Ah, you know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews  or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear  to them except in the form of bread.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been  extracted.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more  interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose  begins.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your  eyes off your goal.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,  never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

A hen is only an egg

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you  are on the wrong track

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be  deemed a scholar.

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博客弄得挺像样啊

第一次来  感觉好不错  璀璨那  就是有一点点慢

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这是什么模板啊！

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内容挺丰富的，是不是感觉有点乱。。

我针对上次人家博客发表的个人博客的怪圈写了一篇文章，有时间去看看啊，我们要力挺个人站长啊。
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模板问题已解决，着急的话自己修改就可以了，找到module.php，拉到最下面，可以看到这几行代码：
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